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It’s nice to have friends you can count on.


Nate (walking into Bookends): So I’ll explain that it was a piss-poor attempt at self-deprecating humor, and apologize.

Nate (Parking Lot): Wait, what am I doing? This was as clean a break as we’re going to get. Maybe I should just try to bury my feelings.

Nate (Escalator): On the other hand, I do miss her.
Voice: Yeah, and it’s not like going without sex for a year is unprecedented for you.

Nate: Thanks.
Steve: Always a pleasure to help elucidate your inadequacies.

Posted on October 13, 2010 at 12:00 am in Treading Ground. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment or trackback from your own site.

20 Responses

  1. You can always count on friends to be douches to you when you’re conflicted.

  2. Quinn says:

    Nate a bluetooth man? Buh?

  3. Tia says:

    Ok, what is with the big fancy words?! Did you get Word-of-the-day toilet paper recently?

  4. metalangel says:

    *prays to various gods that Nate is not about to go over to Rose’s and catch her with that whiny little douchebag*


    *the OTHER whiny little douchebag*

  5. Abd Al-Azrad says:

    Karmic balance? Yes plox.

  6. Nick says:

    Steve Adams, Wal-Mart employee & amateur psychologist.

  7. OverlordLaharl79 says:

    Don’t you hate it when the douchbag is right?

  8. DragonXomega says:

    It’s important to have friends like that- who poke fun at you when you go to them for advice.

  9. Uranium Bullet says:

    If there were people walking by, they’d probably think Nate is crazy and talking to himself.

    Or going to a sci-fi convention. Or both.

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