Stay strong, Steve. Stay strong.
Unbreakable (NSFW-ish)
Transcript
Nate: Wait, wait, so I broke up with Rose, and you fucked her mom? What a shitty birthday.
Steve: I don’t feel great about it! It just kind of happened!
Steve: I’m sitting there on the couch, minding my own business, and the next thing you know she’s going down on me! I kept expecting Derek to turn around and notice, but he was too busy with God of War.
Nate: So, the next time I call you a motherfucker…
Steve: Yeah, yeah, I’m not allowed to say anything.
Steve’s expression in the second panel? Priceless.
And Derek…oh Derek.
hmm…you gotta love that GoW. getting head is all right, too , i suppose.
well clearly Derek and Steve know where it’s at. When the hell is Nate gonna clue in and start being AWESOME?!!?
This comic reminded me that I purchased GoW2 before I ever started playing my copy of GoW1
Playing God of war whle your Roomate get blown like a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
Not bad Derek…Not bad at all.
That’s what they call “dedication to one’s craft.”
Looks like he’s a head of the group. Because he’s getting more action than them.
It looks like Steve’s sighing or something… is he at least enjoying the opportunity? ;)
That is the “Oh.. my…GAWD” face that is reflex when experiencing a toe-curling blowjob. He’s definitely enjoying it, just not enjoying the free chews this opens for Nate.
Nailed it.
THAT’S… ;)
Oh I’m sure Derek is completely aware of what’s happening, but it seems to be proper unwritten etiquette to pretend not to notice.
ok.. all three of my fave net coms are having girl issues.. wtf is going on? You people sharing morning coffee too late in the evening and can’t sleep so thought to fuck with me by having girl issues all over the place? Mind you one is girl on girl issue but still!!! lol
ps.. My kids call my husband mother fucker… after all I am their mother lol
oh.. too personal. oh well
“ps.. My kids call my husband mother fucker… after all I am their mother lol
oh.. too personal. oh well”
That’s just wrong. Funny, but effin’ wrong.
wait which comic are you reading thats having girl on girl issues i thought i had them all bookmarked what did i miss
check out Curvy if your into that…lol…promiscuous lesbian chick from another dimension that tastes like black licorice…cause she is pretty much made out of it…
already had that one but i prefer a bit more plot
Sooooo…. Promiscuity is a trait the girls got from their mom, huh? Does that mean they should be careful not to slip into alcoholism, too?
Probably, addictive personalities tend to be genetic. And an addictive personality isn’t selective, any of the high risk addictions can grab you. So even if Rose avoids booze and drugs, she could still end up addicted to gambling or smoking (many addicts have more than one addiction as well).
Sex addiction is a much debated topic (there is much belief that it is claimed far more often than it actually occurs, and some believe it doesn’t exist at all) and probably works on a different psychology/ brain chemistry ‘wavelength’ than the others.
In Derek’s defense, God of War -is- pretty damn awesome.
At least he has good taste in games.
Being able to lord something like that over one of your friends is one of the true joys of life. If I were Nate I would even change Steve’s name on my phone to “Motherfucker”
Now he just has to decide between using “Mrs. Robinson” or “Stacy’s Mom” for Steve’s custom ringtone.
My vote is for “Stacy’s Mom”!
i don’t know, I think “Mrs. Robinson” would be the more appropriate ringtone since it was Rose’s mom that came onto Steve. Now if it had been Steve who layed down the charm and seduced Rose’s mom then “Stacy’s Mom” would be more fitting.
I second that.
Wait being a motherfucker “isn’t” a badge of honor?
Next you’re going to tell me earning your red wings is a bad thing?
LOL that is sooooo exactly the face guys make. Did you use a mirror to capture that, or did you go off of description?
Neither… When I’m drawing I tend to actually make the expressions I’m trying to depict… I’m sure I must look pretty silly sometimes!
How does making the expression help if you don’t use a mirror?
I can just sense which muscles in the face are being used to make the expression. I do it subconsciously, so even if it wasn’t doing me any good, I doubt I could turn it off. :-)
“Yeah, but at least one of us IS a fucker. Hows Madam Palm?”
Either she gives head really quiet and Steve was controlling his breathing (possible) or Derek was totally into his game. Personally I would have been wondering at some point “What the hell is that noise?” Turn around… “Oh yoikes, get a room!”
And hell, twenty year old guy getting some hot cougar action (heck, she’s probably younger than me), he doesn’t really have anything to be ashamed of.
Poor Rose, that was a pretty shitty birthday.
And I thought my birthday’s were bad.
I was half expecting you to have a panel where you panned out and had Tracy fellating Derek as he played God of War.
that would have been priceless…especially with the blank look he has on his face,lol.
Now, I’ve been called clueless and bad at overlooking, but Derek takes the cake… :D
Coming up next… pinkyswearing never to say anything to Rose… while she accidently overhears :|
Because what living, breathing man is going to say, ” Hey! Stop sucking my dick, or I’ll call the police!”
One of Carlin’s best jokes, in my opinion.
Good luck on your holiday everybody.
Here’s hopping you don’t live in the north east(like me…)
Actually. we didn’t get hit too bad. CT only got some rain, but it cleared up pretty fast. Now then, topic…
I *heart* Steve. ;) Can’t wait to hear the rumors when Nate goes back to work.
Just finished reading it all and I love the lot of it :) Found my way here from a banner @ “Living With Insanity”, nice sunday afternoon surprise.
Considering that face is the “Omigod” face… why the hell didn’t Derek notice?!
He should have least heard all that moaning and shit. Did he have the TV cranked up loud? Because that makes the most sense. The only sense really.
You could always make the face and not make the sound.
True, not the easiest thing to do, but not impossible. (noticed how i cleverly avoided using the word “hard”… oops…)
Also, this comic is hilarious. I was linked here from Wasted Talent (not that great) and just read the whole thing in an hour. Keep it up!
Sorry, it was The Space Between, Wasted Talent is awesome.
That was the link that brought me here. The Space Between isn’t bad, but I’ll freely concede that this is better…
I just had to finish the discussion on this strip with quotes from “Neil and Bob”
wow just wow, Steve DID get something after all, so the party didnt suck to much for him, as for Derek, i reconize that blank look of his, he is in the middle of kicking tons of ass and cant even blink because he might miss something. Happens to me when i pvp all the time. anywho with nate and rose broken up, who’s problems can we make fun of now?
Oh, the party was really sucky for Steve, just, you know,
…not “sucky” in a bad way! *cue rimshot*
derrick has the blank face cause hes playing the sex game in gow
UBER PWNAGE!