With the premiere of Twilight: Eclipse approaching this week, why not whet your crappetite with a dyad of strips featuring L’estat “Les” Tepes, Pretend Vampire Extraordinaire?
Check back again on Wednesday to see what happens!
Exposed
Transcript
Elderly Female Customer (handing Les a package of meat): Young man, would you slice this for me?
Les: It would be my pleasure, ma’am.
[Les enters the Meat Department]
[Les gazes lovingly upon the piece of meat]
[Jimi walks in as Les is drinking the meat blood]
Jimi: Hey guys, I found this empty cont-
Jimi: What the FUCK?!
Les: You know my DARK SECRET. Will you betray me to the management authorities?
[Jimi points through the department window]
Jimi: This ain’t no ONE-WAY GLASS, dude! She can SEE you!
[Customer looks on in shock]
See, this one has the proper blend of “disgusting” and “hilarious” that I think you were trying to find with Vlad. Well done! ^_^
Congrats on hitting comic 100.
If only more vampires were this bumbling, they might be interesting =) Congrats on 100 and might I add “woohoo” for twice-weekly updates!
Thanks, guys! At least we know it won’t take me as long to reach #200. :-)
lol yeah 6 years for 100 comics must be fkn record dude
Seriously! I’ve already done over 50 this year alone. Almost doubled my archive.
awesome comic, congrats on 100
Congrats and good luck on 200.
this is the same phenomenon that makes people in rush hour traffic think that they can floss and pick their noses NO DON’T EAT I- oh the humanity.
That (and poverty) is why I take public transit. You deal with some greasy homeless people or some crazies, but for the most part, the beef just sways with the stops.
ahahaha
that is awesome
cant stop laughing xD
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trichonosis FTW!!!
Busted! :)