Inside Baseball (NSFW-ish)

Inside Baseball (NSFW-ish)

That temporary amnesia is a bitch.

Transcript

Trevor (groggy, waking up in semi-darkness, thinking): Oh shit…

Trevor (thinking): I don’t remember anything. We were drinking and…

Trevor (thinking, looking over a sleeping figure next to him): Oh my God, did I have sex with Aya? That would be weird! HOT, but weird.

(Trevor rolls over the figure to find Alex)

Trevor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS THE CATCHERRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted on July 1, 2011 at 12:00 am in Treading Ground. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment.

134 Responses

  1. Frenchie says:

    First

  2. MegaHentai says:

    Fanservice for the ladies?

  3. Frey says:

    looks like someone just got… cornholed…

  4. TheWheelchairWonder says:

    I knew he was a butthole but this is just too much!

  5. The Most Interesting Man in the World says:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  6. SareBare says:

    BAH HA HA HA HA HA

  7. Raishi says:

    >_< THE CATCHER.

  8. Chaos says:

    O___O

    No words.

    Excuse me. I need time to grasp what the hell just happened.

  9. Agilaz says:

    What actually creeps me out abit about this one is his thoughts in the third panel :P

  10. Marty says:

    Is this a throwback to one of the first gags about how he’s supposedly gay? or is this not Derek?

    • Marty says:

      Aaaand never mind that comment… just realized it’s Aya’s bro, which makes the third panel creepier.

    • Ike says:

      The blond having the rude awakening is Trevor, Aya’s adopted brother, dickweed extrodinaire, who used to date (read: fuck) Rose. The brunette dude that Trevor caught for is Alex, Arne’s son. Aya and Alex are friends, the classic high school straight-girl-gay-guy friend duo.

      Alex is not yet listed in the cast page. I remembered him from the beach party, but had to do a little bit of digging to remember his name or who he was related to.

  11. FWATANG says:

    If he doesn’t remember anything, how does he know he was the catcher and not he pitcher?

  12. Kramegame says:

    LMAO!

  13. MSM007 says:

    Maybe it was a threesome and Aya snuck out before either woke up? Or maybe Aya in her drunkenness decided it’d be hilarious to make it look like they had sex?

  14. Sara E. says:

    Woah. I think this needs a flashback to explain everything.

  15. Passerby says:

    Would you call me a liar if I said I actually saw that coming?

  16. Manny Mo says:

    Aw, Alex looks so freakin’ dejected! poor guy, he should’ve known better that to tap that asshole,(asshole being his booty, and Trevor himself)

  17. Renadt says:

    Have not laughed like that in a while!

  18. Philip says:

    This was great, but what’s happening with Rose and Nate?

  19. wohdin says:

    karma is a beautiful thing

  20. MCBromance says:

    So glad I never woke up at 6:32am with that kind of realization..

  21. Dr.wonderful says:

    What do you say to the boy who woke up as the catcher? I

    A: bet you didn’t see it cumming.

  22. Mick says:

    hmmf, heh..aheh. hah…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

    Justice has been served baby!!

    The only thing that would top that is if Aya got blackmail pictures

  23. Tony Kro says:

    This is why I don’t drink. Ever.

    On a side note, it looks like I can’t read this comic late at night anymore… With stuff like this, I might just wake up the whole household from laughing next time.

  24. Ghost says:

    So I take it Alex took his dad’s advice to “bring home a dude”. Although he obviously misheard it and thought it was “bring home a douche”

  25. Skuifspeld says:

    Oberon called it in the previous strip!

  26. Tia says:

    THANK YOU!!!!!

    mmmm guy on guy!

  27. Ji2m says:

    WTF is with this “first” crap? Grow the fuck up…

  28. HyperMidnight says:

    Is this a mind of mencia reference as well?

  29. Ji2m says:

    Seriously, if you have nothing better to do than to sit at your computer, watching the clock just so you can be the first comment in line, then you are in more dire need of a fucking life than our hero Nate…

    • Comancee says:

      Like your much different…? Theres no need to wait for the “first” comment and flame them. Calm down man, things are gunna be alright.

      • Neil says:

        Firsting is annoying; awful spelling is worse.

      • Ji2m says:

        Actually, I am much different. I have enough of a life, that I have better things to do than lurk day-in and day-out on the web site just waiting to be “first”… It seems to me that people who feel the need to be the “first” post on a comment board are tired of being last at everything else… In other words, they’re losers…

        • Renadt says:

          Dude, shut the fuck up. As much as I don’t care for people shouting “FIRST” as the first comment, twats like you add less than they. And who the fuck are you to say how much of a loser they are? Do you know them? What if they just happen to be millionaires? Stop acting like you’re important.

    • BermudaRectangle says:

      you know what’s more annoying than commenting ‘first’? You for getting upset about it. It’s a comment; just ignore it, it’s not that hard. People already went through this a few strips ago.

  30. boring7 says:

    My first instinct is to find this hilarious. But then my inner-debbie-downer activates and starts looking for reasons why this is wrong. Technically, Alex took advantage of someone too drunk to give legal consent.

    But I suppose the real downer is that now trevor has had sex with both of Aya’s best friends, which is probably really squick-annoying to her.

    • Jeri says:

      Yeah but I’m going to guess Aya, while being a little grossed out at it, will laugh at Trevor for this epic display of karma.

  31. Greenwood Goat says:

    Trevor: No, hey, wait! It might not count! Did our balls touch?

    Alex: Yes.

    Trevor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (etc.)

    Alex: I dunno if this helps, but… you still look a bit like Justin Bieber.

    So, where will this lead? Will Trevor kill himself, unable to handle his new reality? Will he go on a homophobic killing spree, being stopped only after having beaten three eighths of a gay person to death? Will he be tormented (in his own mind) by gay demons of GAYNESS, and be driven into the arms of the church? Will he attempt to “re-establish” his heterosexuality, and be driven into the arms of every willing female he can find? Can Alex keep his mouth shut? Will he? Did he last night? Did Trevor? Did they swallow? Will anyone else guess what happened? Can he make up a story to divert them? Will anyone swallow that? Will he just end up like Herr Starr from Preacher, unable to climax without anal stimulation? Or…

    Dr. Homophobe McMilfhunter: As I thought. This young man was attempting to “shower away” the aftereffects of a homosexual encounter. Naturally, his desire to “cleanse” his feelings of “dirtiness” tended to focus on the part of him that was physically violated, hence the considerable abrasions to the area, and the insertion of the soap… and the shower head – running at full. I would recommend a verdict of accidental suicide, here.

    We return with Diagnosis: Pervert and The Catcher in the Brown Eye after the break.

    • The Most Interesting Man in the World says:

      I lol’ed. Full of win, you are.

      Stay thirsty my friend.

    • AxiomaticRanger says:

      Or, in a surprising twist, after he calms down, Trevor discovers, to his considerable chagrin that he rather enjoyed it, and subsequently begins to pursue his burgeoning happiness at being spitted on a long, hard meat pole like one of Vlad the Impaler’s many victims.
      …. Or not. ;)

    • Kessog says:

      Ah Greenwood! I anxiously await your commentary every time!

  32. ... says:

    Guess he has joined the ranks of The Happy Spacemen

  33. DeliciousSin says:

    “Sato say
    Gay dinosaur name is megasaurass”

  34. Pink Freud says:

    Alternate Title: “Its……”

    And now for something completely different:

    Serprize Buttsecks!

  35. Average Old White guy says:

    With apologies to Seth McFarlane:

    Well there once were two Douchebags all alone out on the trail
    And they had discovered they could sleep with another male
    Now they’re having butt sex
    Douchebag Butt sex
    Sod-o-my~~
    Come on everybody!
    Sod-o-my~~
    Sod-o-my~~
    Sodomy

  36. FA4ED says:

    How in the hell does one drink himself so drunk, he doesn’t even feel what’s up his own butt?
    PS. I am so gonna ask a (gay) friend of mine if he’d rather be the catcher or the pitcher :P.

  37. Rocky says:

    BWAHAHAHAH!!! Pricesless!!

  38. Jeckal_7 says:

    This is an amazing comic. Keep up the good work eh… Oh and HAPPY CANADA’S DAY!! :D

  39. DanD says:

    I… feel like kind of a nerd for thinking it was a bizarrely timed reference to Catcher in the Rye before any sort of homosexual colloquialism.

    The combination of the face and screaming in the last panel still cracks me up, though.

  40. Ginger says:

    Naturally I feel sorry for Alex for having to deal with the Lord of the D-Bags, but hey, who HASN’T gotten with someone dumb and hot just for the hell of it? *^_~*

  41. Rock says:

    Is it wrong that I laughed out loud at this? It’s just… Blondie is such an annoying little ****, and his thoughts before he realized who he slept with were nothing but offensive, and then he realized he wasn’t in his usual position during the sweaty tangle part of the evening, and… Well.

    Was the other kid (I forget his name just now) drunk when it happened, too? I hope so, or it’d have been taking advantage, douchebag or not.

    • Nick Wright says:

      Yep. Trevor said “We were drinking”…. and Alex’s face at the end is not exactly one of conquest.

      • Rock says:

        Oh, good. Now all that is needed for me to feel completely vindicated in laughing at Trevor is for you to assure me they had safe sex. :D “If you booze, it’s your own stupid fault if you lose.” Though I might feel just a smidgeon of compassion for Alex.

  42. Philip says:

    I just realized that the first panel is Trevor in the “pillow-biter” position. Even more WIN! I hope Alex isn’t too hard on himself.

  43. Pashakitty says:

    You know, it amazes me that everyone just assumes that they actually had sex. They might have been so drunk that they just decided to go to bed separately and Trevor sleepwalked into Alex’s bed while dreaming he was with Rose. Or Trevor might have drunkenly thought he was climbing into Aya’s bed and then passed out. There are a multitude of reasons that the two of them could be naked in bed together without them actually having had sex.

    But it would be funnier if they had and it was actually Trevor who started things.

    • Mike S says:

      Y’all think too much.

    • Jeri says:

      Except for in the 3rd and last panels it’s kind of self-explanatory that once he saw Alex’s face, that the ‘temporary amnesia’ was just that, temporary, and he remembered what happened. Why else would he be jumping out of bed screaming that he was the ‘catcher?’

  44. Drenzul says:

    Sounds like in the last panel he is beginning to remember ;)

  45. Hornet says:

    I’d like to know how we got from Nate and Rose on the roof to this???

  46. operations says:

    Wow, took a while to get back to that plot thread…

  47. Matthew says:

    I heard somewhere that being drunk doesn’t make you do things you wouldn’t already want to do (on some level), it just loosens your inhibitions. Anybody know if that’s true? I won’t ever drink as long as I have a choice so I have no idea.

    • boring7 says:

      It’s true.

      While drunk, you will only do things that you would already, on some level, want to do.

      The problem, of course, is that our inhibitions are just as much a part of us as our desires. I *want* to get laid, I *don’t* want to be a person who has fucked (name redacted) so even though the opportunity has presented itself, my inhibitions have kept me from doing the deed. This problem is further compounded by all the issues and weird taboos and bizarre legends surrounding human sexuality. The, “seduced/dragged into bed despite not wanting it” fantasy is a fetish with a HUGE market share the porn industry. The fact that you can’t make an actual lesbian want the cock doesn’t change the number of straight men hoping to succeed at that particular “conquest.”

      But the point is he wouldn’t have something laminating the slippery chocolate basket* unless he was being held down or could be talked into it.

      * always amusing: http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

  48. dragonsword says:

    “Alexxx, Behold! COORRNNN!!!!”

  49. daniel says:

    another great comics

    also please work on your anatomy his abs look weird.

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