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Digital (NSFW)

Oopsie.

Transcript

Miranda: Time to end this.

Miranda [bending down]: Let me show you a REAL wrestling move!

[Miranda lifting Tracy for a body slam]

Miranda: Too…
Miranda: Slippery!

[Miranda’s fingers slip in]

Posted on May 20, 2011 at 12:00 am in Treading Ground. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment.

144 Responses

  1. MegaHentai says:

    And the bikini battle hurtles toward its climax. As does half the readership.

  2. Athila says:

    ignition!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Cwood says:

    Which one, I pray its the pink and not the stink!

  4. Lazruth says:

    Best. Finisher. EVER. If wrestling was more like this (Hot girls, j-ello, and finishers like that) I might be a more devoted fan.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I’m happy to see that nobody has attempted a post of “First” yet.

    Also – Kinky.

    • Seerow says:

      I made sure to snipe the first post with something other than first, just cause I got tired of the 5 posts of “First!” every day.

  6. THAT IS AWESOME. I don’t think anyone could have predicted anal fingerage as an outcome.

    Standing ovation from me :)

  7. RotSman says:

    Are you serious? I have to wait until MONDAY to get resolution on this?! AAUGH!!!

  8. One Manic Ninja says:

    no nip-slip this time, yet still NSFW.

    I doubt that jello is recommended as an anal lube.

    oh, and EWWWWWWWWW!

  9. OutLawRed says:

    what? what? in the butt!!!

  10. Vale says:

    Quite the showstopper, lol.

  11. Lolburger says:

    Oh my, gotta hate when your wrestling in jelly with another naked person of your gender and someone slips.

  12. Jayson says:

    Thats an X-Ray move right there.

  13. Ghost says:

    I must say, “SHTOOMP” is one of the best sound effects ever.

  14. Johnny5 says:

    Σ(゜д゜ )

    Jason: I was thinking the same thing. Thats a 53%er right there.

  15. Phyll says:

    It may be a little out of character for the readers here, but I’m pretty sure her pinky finger is broken in the last panel. Also: brilliant show chap.

  16. Sara E. says:

    Wait, what? What orifice just got unintentionally penetrated? Is that what happened?
    I was just thinking, that if either of them got any of that jello in their hoo-ha, then they’re gonna have one hell of a yeast infection. Sugar and vagina don’t mix!

    • Jon says:

      ACTUALLY…as long as no sugar was added, I believe there would be no worry of a yeast infection as I am pretty sure you have to add sugar to Jell-O to make it sweet. Much like kool-aid.

      • Sara E. says:

        I’m fairly certain jello is pre-sweetened. And they sell pre-sweetened Kool-Aid now too, in large container. The packets however, are still unsweetened.

        • ME says:

          But it’s just gelatin. so it’s technically legal.

        • Greenwood Goat says:

          This is Food Baron own brand. It probably has 100% artificial sweetener, along with the legal maximum amount of preservatives, to extend shelf life, and allow them to sell those packets that fall down the back of the racks in the stockroom. I’d say that if Tracy had an existing yeast infection, Miranda has probably just cured it. >:=)>

  17. John says:

    suddenly every dog in 5 mile radius drops to the ground howling in pain…

  18. Minty says:

    At this point, it could only end one way…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEECVi46P_Q

  19. N8 says:

    Ooh, not as planned. This catfight is about to get some wet pussy.

  20. Jim says:

    SCOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE !

  21. mike says:

    FIRST!!!!

    ……oh wait

    also, i hope she doesn’t botch the finish

  22. xmodnsx says:

    Let’s hope Bill didn’t just see that…

  23. Wild Fella says:

    Well, if Les was already so in tune to the fight before… wonder what he would be like now?

  24. The man who knows all says:

    Suplex fail or catfight win, you decide.

  25. Jill says:

    Wait so is she in her pussy or her ass; I can’t tell.

    Either way hooray Miranda’s technically a rapist now. No matter what the outcome of this she can probably say goodbye to her job.

    • Zababcd says:

      Personally I think it’s the former of the two.

      [quick trip to Wikipedia]

      And yes, it does seem to coincide with the general definition of rape in either case, although I wouldn’t be completely confident about it… did she really physically force penetration, or was it an unfortunate consequence of the presence of jello (which was not Miranda’s fault, as she didn’t put the jello there, or choose to move the fight into the jello)? Anyway, I doubt that Tracy is going to be taking legal action.

      • PantherScott says:

        Yeah, Tracy really has no place to talk given her previous activities. As for the legal ramifications, I doubt the law would do anything about it this time. Accidents happen and jello is highly slippery. The evidence says accident to any lawman not on the take.

  26. Zababcd says:

    Such are the dangers of jello-wrestling.
    Now, I really would have expected her hand to slip in the opposite direction along the leg if we were being realistic. Maybe she was just getting a better grip instead?

  27. Aaron says:

    VAGINATALITY!

  28. meeestashane says:

    Two finger salute?

    And big ups on not copping to an “accidental” single finger.

  29. Taiming71 says:

    I would guess tracy has been poked in that hole before so the shocker won’t be much of a shocker.

  30. Mike says:

    wow they serve everything at this barbeque. Ham, tofu, and even a goose ;)

  31. Babadabow says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1f6LC2f3yE

    2:10. Miranda is not original at all…

  32. The Caucasian Guy says:

    I feel this is required

    INSERTIALITY

  33. rierss says:

    Now the long 2 day wait to see what happens!

  34. Hatman says:

    I gotta say, the kancho bodyslam is probably the most effective move in Miranda’s arsenal.

    • tabithatubbytoes says:

      aha i bet its called the kancho cuz it just went up tracy’s kancho.

      • cykotek says:

        Actually, no.

        “kancho” is Japanese. It’s a maneuver often performed by schoolboys on each other. Sneak up behind unsuspecting victim, stick fingers into anal area. Their equivalent of a wedgie.

  35. John Madden says:

    Quoth the Raven: OH LAWD!

  36. Ana says:

    Broken vag!!!

  37. msaturn says:

    Final panel isn’t even the punchline. It’s the expressions in the third. Gold!

  38. Austin Powers (Im serious thats my name) says:

    What I’m wondering is where are they going from there?

  39. Jolly says:

    Reminds me of a segment of the Osbournes where Sharon and Kelly were wrestling on the floor. At one point Kelly says “Mom, your finger is in my asshole!” to which Sharon replies “I know”.

  40. Chris says:

    Serves Tracy right, she’s been such an a**hole. An example of poetic justice.

  41. George II says:

    Where does it go from here?

    Alternative #1: It’s all over. Tracy will be sitting on ice for some time, and then heads home in shame.

    Alternative #2: Miranda is thoroughly disgusted at this turn of events. Stunned, lose 1 turn. Tracy takes advantage. Serious ripping commences. Nobody notices that Arne has started recording the proceedings.

  42. Kramegame says:

    Aww man…. Even if Miranda wins, I feel like she just lost… I mean she’s in there without a glove, and she slipped by the bathing suit, so right now there is nothing protecting her from the nastiness that is tracy….

  43. Harrowed says:

    That is the best sound effect for this happening …ever!

  44. Persona_Thanatos says:

    Was she going for the Rock Bottom?

  45. WatersOfOblivion says:

    “Shtoomp”.

    Don’t you mean “Schtup”? It would be worth the pun…

  46. BriGuy says:

    You’re all mistaken, she just got poked in the perineum. All I have to say is, ouch.

  47. Dave (aka Nev the Deranged) says:

    …okay, am I the only one who thinks this is going too far? I mean, I dig lesbian jello wrestling as much as any straight guy who digs lesbian jello wrestling, but this is going in a very rapey direction.

    …Sorry, I’ll just shut up now and let everyone get back to enjoying the comic…

  48. Mike says:

    TAINTALITY! YOU LOSE!

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