The Specialist

The Specialist

Hey guys, I did a guest strip for Christopher, who currently has his hands full with his newborn Nate. (Awesome name, BTW.) Click it if you’re not above a good poop joke.

Posted on April 6, 2011 at 12:00 am in Treading Ground. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment.

68 Responses

  1. Darrell says:

    I just lost The Game

  2. FWATANG says:

    oh god i love les.

  3. Darrell says:

    I know, it makes the Loss all the better.

  4. RotSman says:

    As far as I’m concerned, this beach party can go on indefinitely. ^_^

  5. Dr. wonderful says:

    He’s a goddamn liar. Of course he going to wring out a few steaks for their blood, keep it in the cup and sneak off to enjoy his “Reward.”

    Sneaky bastard.

    • The Negro Guy says:

      The Negro Guy says most vampires are.

    • Greenwood Goat says:

      Either that or we will get to see him battling temptation in amusing fashion.

      “But can mere mortals hold one such as me to a vow?! I will outlive them! …though the steak will be gone long before then…. damn.

  6. The Negro Guy says:

    The Negro Guy thinks Les looks like a pale penis. Just saying.

  7. reurss says:

    haha i love the apron

  8. That Jewish Dude says:

    What’s with the way that Bill says ‘Oh No!’? It just seems like something out of a Nick Jr. Cartoon.


  9. Sir Bouncealot says:

    Always did want one of those fluffy Chef Hats.

    • Ghost says:

      It’s called a toque, but most of them aren’t fluffy. Though you might be able to find one online – I’m sure someone must sell them.

      • Sir Bouncealot says:

        Well, that is the reason I want a fluffy one. Harder to find. And I personally dislike buying things off the internet. It takes all the fun out of finding the item yourself. Won’t stop me from buying epic shirts though.

  10. Yanto says:

    I actually eat raw meat, preferably with a little bit of salt on it. And I say, if that sweetie Les wants raw meat and blood – eat the sirloin. Stick with the beef. If he wants to get parasites – eat pork.
    Luckily for me, I’ve never eaten raw pork. Yuck. That would be disgusting. And no, it’s not because I’m Jewish – I just try to avoid pork because it’s probably the worst food ever to put in your mouth. I eat bacon, though.
    Now you have lots of interesting and incredibly unnecessary information about me. Enjoy. ^^

    • MJSox says:

      Uh…thank you?

    • Sir Bouncealot says:

      Aaaand. Well. I think you took care of yourself in this one.

    • Kramegame says:

      you’re talking about Tar Tar. where the meat is seasoned or marinated, then lightly grilled or left raw. if its fresh sirloin, sure, why not? however, if its something that has been near a supermarket, never-mind the refrigerated shelves, i say no, because there is always bacteria growth, always. Also, saying you don’t eat pork because its unhealthy then saying you eat bacon is like saying you don’t play football without a helmet but you go skydiving without a parachute. While bacon is the god of meat, what you said is ignorant and hypocritical. Also, have you seen what chickens eat? how about the hormones they pump into cows to make them meatier? if you want to eat “healthy” then you better stick to fish and rice, but then again there is always mercury poisoning, not to mention the carbohydrates would make you lethargic….
      the point i’m trying to make is that everything, and i mean everything, is bad for you. The key is moderation.

      • Yanto says:

        Oh my holy cow, what is wrong with you? o.O I am not the one trying to eat healthy, thank you for jumping to conclusions way too quickly. When did I say I wanted to eat healthy? -.- I don’t eat much pork, because I don’t like the taste of it and it is bad for you. I would avoid it even if it was really really healthy. My parents doesn’t want me to eat too much pork, that is why I don’t eat it because of the unhealthy-reason. MY reason is the taste. THEIR reason is the unhealthy-stuff. The only pork that tastes good is (some) bacon or my brothers barbecue.
        And I have no idea what-so-ever what Tar Tar is. But I do now that eating raw pork is a good way to get parasites. Besides, I don’t really like the taste of chicken either.
        How about stop jumping to conclusions and insult people without any reason? And I’m the one being “ignorant”… Yeah, right.
        It’s not my fault that my dad is a complete health-freak who runs his own business and is a controlling bastard who shouldn’t be allowed to have children or what you said is both stupid and unnecessary.

  11. Ghost says:

    Sometimes, I feel a little sorry for Les because the others won’t allow him to show his true self. Then I remember his true self is a bit of a twat and is giving people my age a bad name, and I’m ok with it again.

  12. BunnyRemix says:

    Maybe this is why I like Les. Never fails to make me laugh.

  13. randomjoker says:

    Heh, sad enough for him that isn’t blood he’s been drinking from all that meat. It’s just water and the natural enzymes that occur that are responsible for breaking down the muscle as it ages and making it tender.

  14. Crestlinger says:

    The Game Is A Lie. Bet he bottles the drippings for later use

    • Kramegame says:

      Don’t be a pansy, you just lost the game. and when you come back to check this reply, you’ll lose again. and when you try to prove me wrong, you’ll lose again. when you get angry for losing so much, you will tell someone about it, and you will lose again. the game exists. unless you are non-existent (or Chuck Norris), you are a part of it. there is no escape.

      • Darrell says:

        The Game is Legion

        • SpoonyRed says:

          the games been over for more than a year now

          • Kramegame says:

            nope not unless everyone who has ever been apart of the game agrees that it doesn’t exist. unfortunately, in the process, you would not only lose the game, several million times, but you would probably introduce the concept to thousands of new players, who would then try to get their friends to play. It’s a loop function, and you basically need to destroy the hard drive in order to end it. the hard drive being the human race of course.

    • Sir Dude Man Guy says:

      I always thought the cake was a lie?

  15. Gavin says:

    loving the storyline – when do the booze-fueled antics commence?

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