Quick! Start thinking of hilariously ineffective excuses!
I vote “snake bite.”
Interposition (NSFW-ish)
Transcript
[Miranda walking]
Nate: Tracy… you gotta stop that…
Tracy: I can’t heaw you. I haf a mouf full of cock.
Nate: That… doesn’t even… make any sense…
[Door Opening]
[Nate and Tracy shocked]
What if it turns out to be Rose somehow coming to try and talk to him and finding him like this in some bizarre twist? Talk about coffee shop payback,
now im afraid to click on “next” page XD
Nate: You’re ‘sure’ this will help with my public speaking?
Or how about…?
Nate: “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! I come not to praise Caesar but to bury him. The evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones, so let it be with Caesar.” So y’see, Trace, that scene in Police Academy, with the prostitute in the speaker’s podium, was written for comic effect, not accuracy.
Tracy: Fine, I stand corrected.
Miranda: Hang on – boners? burying? interrment? I’d say she was having some effect. Move aside, Ms Whitebread, let’s see if this girl can’t make him squeak!
yes that is true, but I do remember you nick, saying “Two big panels, one for each.” as an answer to the question “Let me guess, Wednesday we get nothing but tits?” granted it wasn’t a promise, but its still your comic, and this the internet, so you should be more careful when tossing around words like boobs or nudity… In any case. I find this way more interesting than two panels of boobs. so i’ll let it go. XD
Seriously. the suspense is killing me. I got a headache from thinking about it all day.
Keep in mind that a not-insignificant number of my comments are going to be dripping with sarcasm in the classical style of the Internets.
I’m glad I can hog your mentalspace though. :-)
Don’t be … it’s a dirty place in there, I’m sure. :D
The Negro Guy agrees with Sheela.
nah, I’m not that bad…at least I don’t think so. I mean, I know where the line is…and I don’t intend to cross it. Besides, Nick is the one drawing the boobs here. XD
lol something funny is gonna happen, cause its not her, you have the hand blacked out!!!
SUPRISE TWIST!!
The negro guy walks in.
And Purvous is about to get more time off of work.
I second this.
He’ll wanna try making babies again.
three way imminent?
It better be Purvous walking in, or else…
…I’ll be very sad :(