The Home Crew
Nathaniel “Nate” Ashborne
Stuck in a shitty job with no future to speak of, Nate lacks direction and perceives bullshit and authority encroaching all around him.
An astute high school girl from Nate’s neighborhood with, shall we say, an open attitude about sexuality.
Nate’s Roommate, employed at Wal-Mart. His bastarditude is well-documented.
Nate’s other roommate. Derek is a socially awkward IT professional who enjoys video games, RPGs, slovenliness and general geekery.
Aiyana “Aya” Wilder
Rose’s best friend and occasional unwitting partner in crime.
Rose’s alcoholic mother.
Rose’s skanky sister.
Aya’s adopted brother. Kind of a dickweed.
The Work Crew
The Food Baron Customer Service Manager is Nate’s immediate supervisor and a purported harlot.
Frozen Food Manager and target of Nina Crowley’s affections. He is also the Batman of commenting on Nate’s love life.
A Deli Clerk who is friendly with Nate.
Food Baron’s Assistant Manager and A-Hole-in-Chief.
L’estat “Les” Tepes
A vampire wannabe who joined Food Baron when he heard there was an opening in the “Flesh Department.”
The Baron’s “Special Needs” bagger.
Store Manager of the Food Baron and master of the art of delegation.