Crimson Fever

Crimson Fever

That’s what all vampires do, right?

…right?

Transcript

Jimi: So what does he do with it?
Lilith: If you really want to know, he gets completely naked, smears it all over his body, and yells

Les: I AM REBORN!!!!

Lilith: Then he whacks off and falls asleep in the fetal position.

Posted on September 24, 2010 at 12:00 am in Treading Ground. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment or trackback from your own site.

66 Responses

  1. Sounds like a chick in my other comic, Gemini Storm. Except she only uses fresh blood.

    Look at that Nick, we both came up with the same creepy fetish. Weird.

  2. RotSman says:

    I hate ex-girlfriends that want to start shit at the workplace. I thought she was going to be cool, but now I just want to see Rose kick her ass.

  3. Hinoron says:

    the guys’ faces mirror my thoughts: “C-c-couldn’t you have lied to us and said he just drank the shit? Gawddammit… Now I need to find somebody who sells those blackout drugs… roofies, or whatever…”

    • Hinoron says:

      Wait, wait… I just topped myself:

      “Different strokes for different folks”
      (Warning! Some are more different than others!)

  4. BumblebeeZ3 says:

    Oddly that really doesn’t surprise me. Well maybe a little with that last bit.

  5. Kincyr says:

    I like how that last part was very nonchalant and it’s even funnier if you imagine that it had absolutely nothing to do with the conversation whatsoever

  6. J says:

    So is anybody still wondering why they are no longer together?

  7. Dan says:

    I’m just going to say no comment.
    There is just too much to make witty comments about.
    It’s too hard to choose.

  8. Ray says:

    Exactly… this is why she USED to date him… I mean, what was there left for HER to do??

    • boring7 says:

      Maybe, according to the hot/crazy/smart theorem there is a 33% chance he dumped her because of something retarded.

      Have to admit, I didn’t see that particular activity. Though smearing yourself with blood is rather high-risk (infection-wise) as well. One popped pimple, papercut, or other skin break and you might as well be drinking the stuff.

      • Hinoron says:

        Actually, since this is cow blood and not human blood, there’s virtually no risk of any kind of viral infection due to genetic immunity. Your cat can’t catch your cold and visa versa.

        Now bacteria might be a concern, especially if he goes to sleep like that. He wakes up and there are flys and mosquitoes all over him, laying eggs, etc.

        But yeah, oddly enough, not quite as unhygenic as you might think at first… not that I recommend it either. :P

  9. James says:

    … well thats what I do with cow’s blood

  10. Yup says:

    Well, I sure didn’t expect that. I’d ask why, but it’s probably best left unsaid.

    But am I the only one wondering how she even met him?

  11. RazorD9 says:

    Hmmm, could pitch the idea to the Twilight people and see if the include it in the next book. The rubbing blood on your naked body and the stalking thing seems to go hand in hand.
    Am a bit curious as to how he got the blood before this job.

  12. EvilEarl says:

    There are some things best left secret. I wonder if cults think he’s too radical?

    • Rock says:

      Oddly enough, I don’t get a ‘cultist’ vibe from Les. I see him more as a man firmly entrenched in his own world. He seems to be happy in there, I doubt he needs others to feel vindicated.

  13. wildace says:

    Riiigghhht… Thats pretty effed up right there.

  14. Wes says:

    The “Ritual of Sanguine Nocturne Ejaculatoria” is sacred to my people. I belong to a sect of gamer called a “Black Tee Shirt Fatty” and we hold our beliefs in high opinion. My knowledge of Babylon 5 makes me smarter than any of you.

  15. Abd Al-Azrad says:

    Aww man, I’d totally use this for my novel if I could only think of some way to justify using this joke.

    • Rock says:

      What kind of novel are you writing?

      • Dan says:

        Vampire erotica, of course.

        • Rock says:

          *shrug* Just have a newbie, solo vampire try to feed gently, then go insane when he or she gets a taste of blood, end up slathered in the stuff and too aroused to hold it in. Add in some tears to the tune of ‘Oh, I am so alone, corpse I tore apart, boo hoo, woe is me’, and it’s a Laurell K. Hamilton novel.
          If you want it to be a quality book, you’ll have to try harder, though.

      • Abd Al-Azrad says:

        Just standard high-fantasy. Screw you Dan. :p

        • boring7 says:

          I can think of lots of different ways, depending on the plot and context. But the most air-droppable trope is a prankster vampire elder who likes to fuck with “childer” (either his own or ones he can bullshit) with ridiculous rites, rituals, and assorted bullshit.

          Have one wake up and claim that vampires are like frogs and consume by osmosis, or that most water vapor in the air is holy water and covering yourself in blood makes you immune to it.

          Alternatively, perhaps vampires are like crackheads, pathetic junkies who are made retard strong but totally pathetic/dependent on their dealers, the humans.

          Also, I believe there was a vampiric mask in Jo-jo’s bizarre adventure that consumed blood through osmosis, but I never actually finished that show.

          • Rock says:

            Brian Lumley’s Wamphyri could do something like that. They didn’t use osmosis, but a Wamphyr who was motivated to do so could widen his or her pores into little mouths. One of them had a nice lie-down in a tub while a floor above him, a duped kid was crushed beneath tons of rock, effectively squeezed so the blood would rain down on the Wamphyr master. Repulsive.

  16. dragonxomega says:

    …Okay, I did NOT see that coming.

    • GingerGiant says:

      I doubt any of us did, and be a little worried for those who might have.

      The truly frightening thought is that there are those who might want to, though.

  17. GOAT says:

    What the deus?

  18. Rock says:

    I don’t mind telling you all that I got cold shudders when I read about what Les does with the blood. o_o And no, they were not pleasant in any way, shape or form.

  19. Crestlinger says:

    Lol chest splatter looks exactly like the siloette on the cover of Dragon Age: Awakening

  20. Hornet says:

    I thought in blood play there was supposed to be more pain???

  21. Dragonrider says:

    This comic has had some very f’d up story arcs, but this one takes the prize hands down.

  22. Stormhawk says:

    Now boarding for flight 000 bound for the TMI Zone!!!!

    Ok, guys, time now to place your bets, will the guy on the right or the guy on the left hit on her first?

  23. Abd Al-Azrad says:

    Honestly though, I’m kind of thinking maybe she’s just fucking with them and that in reality he uses it for some other not-so-creepy purpose.

    • Neil says:

      Hmm. Non-creepy uses for blood. I can’t think of any. Can you?

      (Yes, I know you said not-so-creepy but it’s all a matter of degree…)

  24. CC says:

    Wait, if he wacks off, and his hands are bloody…
    OH GOD!

  25. ToMU-Addict says:

    So would that be worthy of the Red Badge of Courage award? I mean, they’re bloody and all… Know what? Nevermind…

  26. Wes says:

    You should totally have Les flip out and beat some dude’s ass at some point. He looks like a pussy and he acts like a fag but he’s a fucking black belt.

  27. Sara E. says:

    Perverse sexual practices. I was right.

  28. spade says:

    huh, you know, that girls a malkavian. i never noticed that before. nice touch there.

  29. Noir says:

    Just noticed Lilith has heterochromia!

  30. Sir Seagull says:

    Well I can tell you, Nick. Not quite what I wanted to read just before hitting the sack but anyway.
    Love the comic though.

  31. Annihilus says:

    Has anybody else noticed how she’s got two different colored eyes? Awesome.

  32. wew says:

    Don’t knock it till you tried it

  33. Vee says:

    Huh, I just noticed she has two different colored eyes. Interesting.

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