Exposed

Exposed

With the premiere of Twilight: Eclipse approaching this week, why not whet your crappetite with a dyad of strips featuring L’estat “Les” Tepes, Pretend Vampire Extraordinaire?

Check back again on Wednesday to see what happens!

Transcript

Elderly Female Customer (handing Les a package of meat): Young man, would you slice this for me?
Les: It would be my pleasure, ma’am.

[Les enters the Meat Department]

[Les gazes lovingly upon the piece of meat]

[Jimi walks in as Les is drinking the meat blood]
Jimi: Hey guys, I found this empty cont-
Jimi: What the FUCK?!

Les: You know my DARK SECRET. Will you betray me to the management authorities?

[Jimi points through the department window]
Jimi: This ain’t no ONE-WAY GLASS, dude! She can SEE you!
[Customer looks on in shock]

Posted on June 28, 2010 at 12:00 am in Treading Ground. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment or trackback from your own site.

13 Responses

  1. RotSman says:

    See, this one has the proper blend of “disgusting” and “hilarious” that I think you were trying to find with Vlad. Well done! ^_^

  2. David says:

    Congrats on hitting comic 100.

  3. Mark says:

    If only more vampires were this bumbling, they might be interesting =) Congrats on 100 and might I add “woohoo” for twice-weekly updates!

  4. Nick says:

    Thanks, guys! At least we know it won’t take me as long to reach #200. :-)

  5. matagy says:

    awesome comic, congrats on 100

  6. Ranger67 says:

    Congrats and good luck on 200.

  7. Brendan says:

    this is the same phenomenon that makes people in rush hour traffic think that they can floss and pick their noses NO DON’T EAT I- oh the humanity.

    That (and poverty) is why I take public transit. You deal with some greasy homeless people or some crazies, but for the most part, the beef just sways with the stops.

  8. Haplo says:

    ahahaha
    that is awesome
    cant stop laughing xD

  9. […] for the first several years of its existence. It took almost 7 years to get from the beginning to #100, but only 9 months to get from #100 to #200. The comic has been going strong and hasn’t […]

  10. Tech says:

    trichonosis FTW!!!

  11. chumash99 says:

    Busted! :)

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