#202 - Latency

#202 – Latency

Unclear if the Dirt Bike Joust comes before or after the Everclear Bellybutton Blaze.

Transcript

Aya: So I’m assuming that means your sister is coming too.
Rose: And my mom. It’ll to be like a Crowley Family Reunion, sans the dirt bike jousting.

Aya: You’ll be interested to know that I haven’t clued Trevor in on the event.
Rose: Good. I don’t know how to deal with him anymore.

Aya: Maybe you should just stop talking to him. Eventually he’ll figure it out.
Rose: I don’t know, he’s pretty slow. It might be like waiting on a dead guy to realize you’re poking him with a stick.

Posted on March 16, 2011 at 12:00 am in Treading Ground. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment.

57 Responses

  1. Ryman says:

    -looks around- First?

  2. Then I guess boobs are guaranteed. Wonder if Tarcey will get drunk enough to go les?

    • The Negro Guy says:

      The Negro Guy says the possibilities are endless my friend.

    • Taurin says:

      I’m thinking that unless she has to BE lez, it wouldn’t take Tracey to much alcohol to just GO lez, but who knows; people draw their lines in the most surprising places.

  3. SonOfSteel says:

    First

  4. SonOFSteel says:

    Damn it, so close!

  5. Plasmo says:

    Nice try sonofsteel but you have to be quicker than that to be first around here.
    Anyway judging by todays comic, Fridays won’t be anything special. I look forward to Mondays, something tells me something interesting will happen then.

  6. Various says:

    inb4 TNG
    also bike jousting comes after everclear belly button blaze

  7. Sara E. says:

    Dirt Bike jousting? I kind of want to see that. Not participate. Just watch…and laugh.

  8. Passerby says:

    Dirtbike jousting? From what we’ve seen thus far, I can only assume that beer is mandatory and tops are optional. Aw man, that’s freaking crazy awesome! Most other family reunions I hear about set up flow charts of the people that aren’t speaking to eachother before everyone just makes strained conversation while avoiding eye contact so nobody has an accurate idea how much contempt the relative they’re comparing lives with has for them.

  9. The Negro Guy says:

    The Negro Guy tried dirt bike jousting once, fucked up a lot of people.

  10. Thatoneguy says:

    Thatoneguy wonders why Aya and Rose are wearing name tags. If they are wearing uniforms, doesn’t that mean they are students already?

    More to the point, if they are wearing name tags, why are they blank? Are they student ID’s or something?

  11. The Negro Guy says:

    The Negro Guy wonders if Miranda will even show up while Nate is around.

  12. Chaos says:

    Dirt bike jousting…

    Sounds like something you’d see on Jackass, doesn’t it?

  13. Flarglabl says:

    You sure went B^U on this one.

  14. Bubbaclaw says:

    Why do I get the feeling that Rose has faught off cousins trying to get into her pants at family get togethers?

    • Thesn says:

      She probably has, (though not in the comic) but it would make for a funny scene. She’s being hit on by a fat, drunk cousin and then forces nate to pretend to be her BF.

  15. Greenwood Goat says:

    Suggestion to Rose:

    1. Sketch out the following in mirror writing:

    Trevor,
    We’re through.
    Rose

    2. Get a permanent marker.

    3. Approach Trevor while he’s asleep (you should have a handle on times and locations by now).

    4. Inscribe 1. onto his forehead with 2. By the time he manages to erase it, the message will have been driven home.

    >:=)>

  16. Limey says:

    I’d like to see Dirtbike jousting

  17. Ginger says:

    Sounds like a good time full of Sterno cans, hot dogs, Colt 45s and Metallica.

    • chumash99 says:

      By Colt 45s, I hope you mean the cool malt beverage, not the .45 caliber Colt M1911A1 Automatic Cartridge Pistol. ‘Cause with this crowd, you can never tell… ;)

      • Lokitsu says:

        I’m betting on both. And when someone talks about shotgunning, make sure you’re clear on which type before joining in.

  18. i is GOD says:

    woot dirt bike jousting!!… its kinda a past time where i live

  19. Jakub says:

    Trevor seems to have some horrible lags. Havent he thought about broadband? :D

  20. Unknown PGA guy says:

    “I don’t care what u say that thar is funny”
    -Larry the Cable Guy

  21. Ghost says:

    Dirt bike jousting sounds interesting. It could send a lot of new friends my way.

  22. Alphacentaurian says:

    The Crowley family reunions become really stifled when Great Uncle Ailstair shows up…

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