#195 - Jut (NSFW)

#195 – Jut (NSFW)

…yeah, with seduction lines like that she’s not really putting any distance between herself and those accusations.

Transcript

Nate: This is … not exactly the clean break I had in mind.
Tracy: Oh, these things never break cleanly. Might as well enjoy it!

Nate: And what if I was to just walk out that door right now?
Tracy: You can’t, I’m not decent!

Tracy: If you open the door, someone will see me!
Nate: Pssht. Like you’re worried about that. It would only bolster your legacy.

Tracy: Well, I can think of one more reason you can’t walk out that door.
Tracy: You’d poke someone’s EYE OUT with this thing. As a manager I must address this dangerous safety hazard.

Posted on February 28, 2011 at 12:00 am in Treading Ground. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment or trackback from your own site.

81 Responses

  1. RotSman says:

    Seriously, I don’t see what’s so bad about her. Safety first!

  2. Andrew K says:

    Much as this will not end well, that was a hilarious line. “Must address this hazard”. Great job, man.

  3. The Negro Guy says:

    ACHIEVEMENT: Reach A New Low. Says The Negro Guy.

  4. G says:

    Still say this is a setup by Tracey so she can have Nate to herself……I like it this comic! Keep up the good work Nick.

  5. David says:

    Nice callback.

    Didn’t staring at her work last time?

  6. That On Mexican says:

    “im not decent!” “like you care.” TOM says good job on the jokes, and jugs. TOM cant wait for caremal to drop in on Tracy dropping Nate.

  7. BunnyRemix says:

    Nate, just leave. If you stay and boink her, she’ll have you stuck where she wants you, and you’ll just be that little boy who clings to the past and takes the easy way out forever. This is your chance to grow up. For the love of God, take it. This isn’t about sex anymore. It’s mental domination. She’s using sex as a way of getting you to do as she pleases. Sure, you get laid and feel awesome, but in the end, you’re her little toy; her little lapdog, lured in with the promise of dog treats. Staying like this will keep you from real happiness for God knows how long. Get out now before she can hold it over your head for the rest of your life.

  8. Reptyle says:

    WILLPOWER, NATE! WILLPOWER!

    • The Negro Guy says:

      The Negro Guy says Nate’s willpower is slowly depleting. That awkward bomb needs to get here NOW!!!

      • Kramegame says:

        THis is Krispy-9ner 9er, awkward bomb is en route, t-minus 30 minutes. wait are those boobs down there? Return to base! Return to base! Forget the awkward bomb, we need the WMA!
        Base: Weapon of Massive Awkwardness launched, prepare for awkward annihilation! XD
        wow, awkward sounds weird after reading it so many times. Awkward awkward, awwwkwwwaaard…. =P

  9. tia says:

    He needs to yank it out, come in her eye, and then just leave. That’s what I would do, if I was a dude and had a penis.

    and as I am a female woman kind of person, I would find that both humiliating and disgusting, but it would take care of the aforementioned safety hazard.

  10. C Crest says:

    Abort Nate, abort! If you leave now, you not only will you have your dignity intact, but also you might be able to avoid that storm that is about to occur.

    But I’ve got to say though, I wonder what would happen if “safety” issues like this were handled realistically. Might “boost” employee morale.

    None the less, it’s going to be an exciting next comic. Will Nate’s succeed in escaping the potential storm or will he blow it big time? It’s all happening Wednesday on Trending Grounds!

    C Crest out!

  11. BC says:

    Man-up and pull out, man-up and PULL OUT!

    After that get tested, like he knows where the bitch has been!

    Funny though, if he doesn’t he wrecks his chances at more sex, huh?

  12. Mike says:

    A lot of people think this will turn out bad myself included, but I want to keep an optimistic opinion on this. Hopefully Miranda is bi or lesbian or something and when she walks into the room instead of causing problems she just decides to join in.

  13. cuddles says:

    She has a nice ass… just saying.

  14. Big Jim says:

    I think some would like to see maybe some pin up’s or maybe a calendar of Miss Tracy Winters.
    Some nudity, but tasteful you know!

  15. Greenwood Goat says:

    “And we rejoin Dr. Homophobe McMilfhunter as things come to a head in The Liberation of Jutland.”

    – “Nurse! We must relieve that swelling urgently! Fetch the screens! And the titty lube!”

    – “Yes, Doctor McMilfhunter!” (giggle)

  16. Weimann says:

    I must say, in panel 3 she’s very cute :3

    I don’t know. For some reason Tracy has failed to come across like a rampaging slut to me. There’s just something about her that makes her sympathetic, like most other characters in the comic. I think I have gotten to know her too much to not see stuff her way too.

    • Kessog says:

      Shes not a slut (as far as we know.) She seems to be very choosy about who she shares her…assets with. Cold and calculating, yes. Vindictive, we may learn soon. So far I can only think of 3-4 guys shes had sex with and usually for a better position (so to speak).

      • MJSox says:

        But the only positions she gains with Nate are sexual ones. Something she could easily achieve with other men, so what gives?

  17. That Jewish Dude says:

    DAMMIT NATE!!!!!!! You can never let the girl you’re trying to break up with that their body arouses you!!! That Jewish Dude is disappointed in you. But impressed that Tracy got her clothes off so fast.

    -TJD

  18. The Negro Guy says:

    The Negro Guy wonders how long Tracy can keep a man between her legs.

  19. Plasmo says:

    This is Dramatic Irony at it’s best. I can’t wait to see what is going to happen the next comic.

  20. Ginger says:

    While I imagine some readers won’t be able to see past the courtesy breasts, the real prize here is Nate’s completely disinterested expression in panel 2. *^_^*

  21. Oxford says:

    Wow. She got naked REAL fast.

  22. meltedplasticarmyguy says:

    Just walk out, its not worth it. If someone sees they could cry foul… Stacy is fired, Ethan is promoted. Win for Nate, he needs a win. Throw that guy a bone.

    not that kind of bone you perverted people

  23. Thesn says:

    I think that Rose should be shown (in another comic) looking for Nate, and walk in on them. I just love a good plot twist >.<

    • Kramegame says:

      better plot twist: Miranda walks in, but Rose dives over her, tackling Miss Winters. While they fight it out, Miranda asks Nate if he wants to grab coffee. They have a deep philosophical conversation about their relationship, then walk, holding each others butts, into the sunset. End comic. Meanwhile, during their conversation, Rose and Tracy could be seen cat fighting, wrecking the Food Baron, whilst fully naked. Leaving poor little Jimmy Bolophogus (a five year old from Nate’s apartment building), the true hero of this entire comic, with a tainted image of supermarkets everywhere.

      • Kramegame says:

        before you ask, yes i just made up a character, but it would make quite the twist wouldn’t it?

        (Gosh I feel like Shyamalan right now ) XD

  24. T-Cat says:

    Tracy Winters: Aspiring Porn Star on the Front Lines! Protecting Your Package!

  25. Anti says:

    The suspense rises.
    Poor guy doesn’t know what’s about to hit him.

  26. Harrowed says:

    He should back out saying something like” Oh crap, I have a girlfriend….That’s sexual harassment and I don’t have to take it!” Or something equally as trite and then he’d (maybe) get out of it.

  27. eric says:

    I like this woman.

  28. Frrabian says:

    If he is smart he will ‘member how she got the job. Really Nate, just scream “NO”, open the door and walk out. Even if you get some back lash from it, Kinda hard (sorry about the pun) for her to talk her way out of that one.

  29. Bubbaclaw says:

    And here I was hoping to see skank pubes.
    Nate you must try harder next time.

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