#183 - Diagnosis

#183 – Diagnosis

Now that’s a daytime television show worth watching.

Transcript

Steve: I think the real question here is how a motherfucker who spends eight hours a day on the internet has never bothered to look this up.
Nate: I… I just assumed it was 18!

Steve: Yeah, that’s the safe assumption, isn’t it? I think you WANTED an excuse.
Nate: What? Why would I torture myself like that?

Steve: Maybe you’re still not comfortable being with a girl who’s been around the block a few times. Maybe you were worried you wouldn’t measure up.

Nate: You know what? Fuck this. I’m not going to sit here and be psychoanalyzed by Dr. Homophobe McMilfhunter.

Posted on January 31, 2011 at 12:00 am in Treading Ground. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment or trackback from your own site.

55 Responses

  1. RotSman says:

    Have you noticed that the two main characters treat their respective friends like garbage?

  2. Lazruth says:

    Wow, Nate. Way to be a dick. I guess that means Steve hit the nail on the head.

    • Though it makes me wonder, if he’s so worried about being with a girl who’s experienced, why wasn’t he afraid of Tracey?

      • Pink Freud says:

        Not afraid of Tracy? He skipped town for two years to get over her ass.

        • FWATANG says:

          and jumped right into having sex with her when given the chance…..

          • The Negro Guy says:

            It’s kinda sad when Nate get’s more plows the The Negro Guy Does. Makes The Negro Guy wanna cry, until The Negro Guy remembers he’s dating a white girl.

          • Jeri says:

            Could be the fact that he’s already been with her – There’s a difference between being with A: an ex who you know/used to like, and are ‘familiar’ with. and B: A new girl who is pretty much just as bad, but you don’t know her nearly as well.

            Been in both situations – I kind of think, maybe (long shot here) that might be what it is. He was with Tracy, and dating/fucking the hell out of her, so going back isn’t as awkward as starting up with a girl who is pretty much just as ‘active.’

            • Hector says:

              It’s also true that you’re more cautious with the people who actually mean something to you. Nobody cares if they fuck things up with the village whore, but if you lose the person you really like (even if that person is also kind of a whore) then that really sucks.

  3. ItsJustWerner says:

    Ah, the McMilfunters. Such an old, high-class Scottish family.

  4. Remember, when you assume you make an ass of your face.

  5. James says:

    McMilfhunter… that is now going to become a permanent word in my vocabulary

  6. George says:

    The McMilfhunters sound like a very cool family.

  7. CaptainBetrayer says:

    I used to be a McMilfhunter. Then we took her name.

  8. Jonathan says:

    Like I said last year. This is Chasing Fucking Amy all over again. Man please for the love of above and below..just let the guy nail Rose.

    • Nick Wright says:

      Chasing Fucking Amy?

      Someone is talented!

      • Sounds like a porn parody. And I wouldn’t be surprised if there is one.

        “Just say it, you’re a tracer.”
        “Yep, and in two minutes I’m going to trace your mom.”
        *Guitars*

        • Frank says:

          Unfortunately, if we follow the movie, that would mean Rose is actually a lesbian whose past experience with guys involved being “fingercuffed.”

          And who is fucking Mr. Weatherbee again? :)

          • Jonathan says:

            Okay okay I get it hehehe. It was a moment of frustration. I am a loyal fan of the web comic but even I have blue balls for this guy at this point. Though fucking his ex slut girlfriend doesn’t count.

    • Liberate Tutame says:

      It’s funny (to me anyhow) that I’d never drawn that conclusion despite constantly waiting for Purvous to return and have some sort of Silent Bob moment.

  9. BunnyRemix says:

    Personally, it came off as Nate just not wanting to get sexually involved with someone who’s still technically a kid. (I recall him mentioning he had hoped she’d get bored of him over time during the “wait” and move on.)

    Also, I agree with Nate here. Steve’s in no position to judge.

  10. TehDas says:

    McDreamy, McSteamy, McMilfhunter.

    I think we know who the winner is

  11. Bubbaclaw says:

    I think that however this ends up, there will be an exchange of bodily fluids and someone’s feelings being very hurt.

    • G says:

      Well more than likely Miranda when she finds out Nat has been fucking Tracey. Then when Nate and Rose finally try to start a relationship, I betcha Tracey would try to do sabbatage.

  12. Ginger says:

    That’s what Steve gets for trying to be helpful, I guess. No good deed goes unpunished!

  13. chumash99 says:

    Dr. McMilfunter or Dr. Phil…hmmm, tough choice. ;)

  14. Parry says:

    I love what he called him! heh heh… his face makes it priceless!

  15. Nineteen says:

    Heh, poor Nate…

    Love this comic! But your RSS feed seems to be broken…

  16. Xoer says:

    in caseanyone want’s to know for there state:

    http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html

    hawaii and idaho have it the youngest 14 but for the rest it’s mostly 16

  17. chumash99 says:

    Are Dr. McMilfhunter and Dr. McNinja related? Hmmm…

    SEE ALSO – http://drmcninja.com/newreaders.php

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